[Shirazmn]

So, this has arrived. 
It has a total of 9 settings in combination between 3 levels of massage and3 levels of heat. It just about reaches the back of my body to fasten, so it's an actual 40 inches (1 metre) long.
The cups do fit over my "moobs". If I had better rounded boobs, a bit more centered, I would probably fit in the cups a little better but I can't complain.

The massage is nice. It goes through a few different settings and it's not boring. 
The heat is hot. The medium setting is a comfortable warmth but the hot setting feels like I am cooking chicken breast. I like it, but after 2 cycles on the hot one I had to lower it to the cold one.
The battery so far has lasted for almost one hour, which is good.
The only annoying bit is that there is no way to keep the heat on without vibration. It's not noisy but it could be a problem to wear it when going out for errands.

It's definitely worth the £10 I spent for it. 
When I have a bit more time next week, I will alternate this with the milk pumps, to see what effect this will have on freshly stretched nipples. 

For now Ia menjoing it. On we go with the 3rd cycle...